The Sifillis Stories Volume I: Soda and the Ineffable Concoction

Traversing a surreal landscape, a young girl named Soda the Cursed must go on a quest to collect five rare alchemistical ingredients so a chimpanzee can make a concoction to cure her uncle who has turned into a pile of vomit. Soda faces a number of imposing challenges and makes many strange and fantastical friends along the way, including a golem made of chunks, a philosophical sack of rats, a man with a goiter for a head and a Spork armadillo. If you're a fan of epic fantasy yarns and juvenile bathroom humor then this is the novel for you!