Step 01: Conceive a question about yourself. Keep in mind: The Sifillis Tarotting Deck™ has no precognitive capabilities. If you ask about what will happen in the future you will be disappointed.

Step 02: Click “SPREADERATE!” to randomly generate a three [3] card Sifillis Tarotting Deck™ spread.

Step 03: Enter your question & email, then click “SUBMIT!”

Step 04: Sit back and wait for Zachariah Smith to check his e-mail, decode your spread, and reply to your question!

It’s that easy!

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