Pictured at the Schmahoning II Feature Film Motion Picture Drive-In Theater on planet Sifillis, around the year 3088.
01) SODA OLHEISER: A movie-obsessed tween and our central protagonist. Soda lives at the Schmahoning II Drive-In Theater but is usually off having adventures with her best friend Chunks [02].
01) SODA OLHEISER: A movie-obsessed tween and our central protagonist. Soda lives at the Schmahoning II Drive-In Theater but is usually off having adventures with her best friend Chunks [02]. 02) CHUNKS: Soda [02]’s zany sidekick and de facto guardian, a playful golem made of the stitched-and-stapled-together chunks of dozens of different humanoids, yokai, and aliens. Soda tampered with Chunks’s brains during her construction and they later became best friends.
03) AGENT PROCTO: The statue from the Tomb of the Unknown Proctologist, brought thaumaturgically to life. This gentle giant is now a dedicated member of Schmegma Force alongside Agents Fissure [20] and Orange [33].
04) CYDROIDOBOT: Former meat humanoid/chainsaw sculptor, current adventure-and-community-theater-loving spazmotronic robot/accomplished lady’s man. The laid-back ruler of Mukus Quadrant has a son [31] and grandchild named Robococka [not pictured].
05) ZOOESIUM: An impetuous paramecium from the top of planet Sifillis. He traveled down to Bonertania via the Poop Chute (named for its tunneler, Ebeneezer Poop [not pictured]) and is over thirteen thousand and fifty Sifillis-years old (practically a baby by Sifillisian paramecium standards).
06) ZANGHI ZYGOTE: Along with his best friend Crassgass the Gassy Jackass [not pictured], dashingly handsome trickster Zanghi was a peddler of novelty items, magic tricks, and practical jokes. Now he lives and works at Videotape Palace as the Assistant Royal Thaumaturge(the A.R.T.).
07) GREMLIN-CLASS YOKAI #1 (OF 4): A SPUURTIS
08) NATE GOITERHEAD: A garbage golem with a lumpy, veiny goiter for a head, Nate’s goiter farm has a huge videotape library and is a popular rest stop for wanderers. He is the oldest and dearest friend of Tremorroid Titiana [21] and considers Gashmouth the Chainsaw Raccoon [34] and the Humpster Head [26] to be his siblings.
09) GREMLIN-CLASS YOKAI #2 (OF 4): A QUEEZIMP
10) GREMLIN-CLASS YOKAI #3 (OF 4): A BELCHKIN
11) RATSACK: A philosophical burlap sack full of live, squirming, defecating rats.
12) PURDY OUTHOUSE: After a horrifying accident this eccentric millionaire had his head and digestive system preserved in a spazmotronic body so he could continue using his beloved collection of outhouses.
13) “HAPPY HAPLOID” HALLISTER: Hap is a ventriloquoid, which is a subcategory of puppet-class yokai. His main goal in life is to become a stuntman in the feature film motion picture industry. He is pictured wearing the tremorroid outfit the studio rented to him for forty green-dusted diamonds.
14) COCKADOODY THE COCKY COCKFIGHTIN’ COCKADOODOO: This rough-and-tumble avian-class yokai is a champion cockfighter as well as a dependable adventure companion and devoted mother to her offspring with Cydroidobot [04]’s son [31], Robococka [not pictured].
15) PUD PUDTUG: Pud was once the humanoid royal flackfizer to Titiana [21]’s father Lympeter [not pictured] but the nefarious Gonorrena [not pictured] transmogrified him into a filthy wyrmbyrd.
16) ZUMZIT: This dour pessimist and unrepentant masochist serves as the faithful squire to noted adventurer Duke Kee [not pictured].
17) S.P.N.B.M.R.: S.P.N.B.M.R. is a spazmotronic droid in the shape of a naked baby mole rat, painted shocking pink. Employed by King Ixodidae [18].
18) KING IXODIDAE THE IX: Excitable ruler of Woodtick Holler, a community of sentient plush woodtick-shaped stuffed animals. He would like to be super best friends with Edwige Kenchington [27].
19) MONO: Easy-going Toosh Island native Montana Shingles is the Vice-Tremorroid of Bonertania and the super best friend of Titiana [21]. Her constant companion is the scruffy puppy-dog-shaped yokai Vira [25].
20) AGENT FISSURE: Noodly puppet-class yokai Herb Steamshovel- code name “Fissure”- lives in the plastic wall that surrounds Schmegma City. When not guarding things as part of Schmegma Force or adventuring about Pus Continent Fissure can be found composing new tunes on his bank of synthesizers.
21) TITI: Flatulenz fairy princess Titiana is the kind, benevolent, and popular tremorroid of of Bonertania, and super best friend to Montana “Mono” Shingles [19]. When not out having adventures she spends a lot of time organizing film festivals and movie marathons at Videotape Palace, as well as throwing herself monthly birthday parties.
22) B.M. FOULFINGER: This educated emancipated finger is the founder and dean of Foulfinger University, Royal Discoverer for Bonertania, and a good friend. Super best friend of Dr. Lubricious Slugg [41] and one of Tiny Tirdly [43]’s foster fathers.
23) V.C.R.: Vernon Carrutherford Renfro is an anthropomorphic video cassette recorder who works at the Mümenpop Video Store and lives in a vanbus at the Schmahoning Drive-In with his best friend Smort Smortz [32].
24) THE SPORK ARMADILLO: A haughty, armadillo-shaped golem carved out of Spork, which is a popular tinned meat product on Sifillis. She lives in a V.W. bug at the Schmahoning II Drive-In Theater. V.W. bugs and V.W. vanbuses are vehicles designed and bred by Veronica Wartnipples [not pictured], who had hairy warts instead of nipples.
25) VIRA: Scruffy, scrappy Elvira Daisy Shingles- an antennaed, puppy-dog-shaped-yokai- is the faithful- and adorable- companion to Mono [19] and Titi [21] and lives with them in their apartment in Videotape Palace.
26) THE HUMPSTER HEAD: This is the taxidermied head of a humpty hump- a long-necked, camel-like yokai. When initially re-animated he was attached to a dumpster for a body, hence the nickname “The Humpster”. Now disembodied again, he’s employed as an ornament in the foyer of Videotape Palace.
27) EDWIGE KENCHINGTON: An aristocratic arachniod-class yokai known as “The Chic Chigger” who lives on the back of an enormous Hirsute Insuffilating Viper.
28) GREMLIN-CLASS YOKAI #4 (OF 4): A GOOGOYLE
29) SPEW²: A fanged, giraffe-shaped yokai and ruler of Spewspew Forest, which takes up most of Plotz Quadrant in Bonertania on Pus Continent.
30) BANGSEOK BANGUU: One of the Banguu Brothers, a pair of 50-foot-tall, hydrogen-filled whoopee cushion-shaped yokai who must wear giant metal shoes to keep from floating into space.
31) CYDROIDOBOT’S SON: The Robotic Prince of Mukus Quadrant, a spazmotronic android made out of tough Mukusian plastic. He is proficient at kung-fu fighting and flying saucer piloting. Super best friends with Cockadoody [14] and father to their offspring Robococka [not pictured].
32) SMORT SMORTZ: A puppet-class yokai who was driven out of his home in Smortzville for always talking through movies (and for burning down the hospital). Now he lives in a vanbus at the Schmahoning II Drive-In Theater and is employed at Mümenpop Video in Schmegma City alongside his best friend V.C.R. [23].
33) AGENT ORANGE: Occasionally bungling and lazy leader of Schmegma City’s security team Schmegma Force. When off-duty he can be found riffing movies with Smort Smortz [32]. He wishes Jodo [37] was his super best friend.
34) GASHMOUTH THE CHAINSAW RACCOON: Once a lifeless bench shaped like a raccoon, carved out of dead fleshwood with a chainsaw by Cydroidobot [04], the extremely fast Gash was brought to life by the Make Living Concoction and is now an aspiring screenwriter.
35) PAUL: Paul is a generic demon who bonded with Smort Smortz [32], Nate Goiterhead [08], and Agent Orange [33] when they all teamed up to rescue Jodo [37] from the nefarious Brad Maggot [not pictured].
36) GODO PENANGGALAN: A mildly psychic, flying Krasue who can grow to kaiju-like dimensions so folks can ride around in her skull. She is best friends with Jodo [37] and would like to be super best friends with Zanghi [06].
37) JODO: Bonertania’s Royal Flackfizer, third in line for the Videotape Throne of Bonertania. The legless Jodo is sensitive, intuitive, a skilled fashion designer, and a talented Sifillis Tarotting Deck reader.
38) ARGHOZE THE NARD: Despite looking angry all the time, Arghoze is friendly, inquisitive, and adventurous. Argh is a nard, which is a type of large, leathery avian-class yokai. He is a friends of/occasional mode of transportation to Soda [01], Chunks [02], and Pucas [47].
39) GARY: Gary is a very large green jackalope-shaped yokai whose addiction to collecting videotapes gets him in some icky situations. He has a fearsome growl and can shoot lazers out of his eye (once a month).
40) QRT VOGELKOT: This frequently harried, B.O.-ridden, scabby stinkingo is a half avian-class/half puppet-class yokai. He’s enamored with Poo-Go [42] and helps to raise Krapaterian orphan Tiny Tirdly [43] at Foulfinger University.
41) DR. LUBRICIOUS SLUGG: A garden variety garden slug given great size and intelligence (and arms) by a thaumaturgic gunge puddle. Super best friend of B.M. Foulfinger [22] and one of Tiny Tirdly [43]’s foster fathers.
42) POO-GO: An affable nekroklown from the planet Spijöken, Poo-gofferson worked at the Przygnebiajacy Spektaklh circus in Krapateria before moving to Foulfinger University in Schling Quadrant to help raise the orphan Tiny Tirdly [43].
43) TINY TIRDLY: A surprisingly unlumpy Krapaterian orphan being raised and educated at Foulfinger University by Poo-Go [42], B.M. Foulfinger [22], Dr. Slugg [41], and Vogelkot [40].
44) THE FARTMEISTER: The only bad guy in this picture. He’s a real stinker.
45) MENSTRUA: An expatriate alien from the planet Urbagina who now lives on Sifillis at the Schmahoning II Drive-In Theater, next door to the Spork Armadillo [24]. Her faithful steed and best friend is the fire-breathing tampon Tampoon [46].
46) TAMPOON: The flying, fire-breathing best friend of Menstrua [45]. They live at the Schmahoning II Drive-In Theater alongside many other Sifillis Celebrities.
47) PUCAS: He pukes.
